Flower review
Spritzer
Traditional Traditional: not from a licensed rec or medical market
Bought at retail


Photos: Rory
Unbroken: It wafts out the jar, pushing a grape forward almost bubble gum or a Sunkist grape note with ground cherries & a slight lime at the back end that reminds me of a cucamelon or pepino melon. An almost cucumber water grape candy mix. Broken up: you get a tangy, sweet, grape, umami with a chemical funk, like a sweet or black grape makgeolli- with an undertone of ice cream: sweet & creamy. Fully ground: is just a warmer version of the break down, through it does drop off its loudness a bit sitting at half an inch away from the nose.
First pull: Like biting into a funky gelato ice cream, grounded cherries and blue berries; smooth pulls in the intro coat matches the stain. You get a slight peppery note in the back end, but it’s fruit tropical mix is full blast. Around halfway: it stays consistent. There’s no drop off in flavor. There’s no weird added terp or note that I’m picking up on that I wouldn’t like to taste. From the first poll until now, it has stayed the same. If anything I say, it gets a little bit sweeter and creamier and gets expansive at around this point where most of the joint I was able to pull without coughing. Two thirds in: it stays pretty consistent still being flavorful and not dropping off until around the Last pulls: here it did drop off in flavor, but you could still very much taste everything that you could beforehand, with it just being a little bit more airy than the rest of the joint. There was no harshness, there was no burnt taste, there was no grassy and or a tinge anywhere in the end. It just ended up getting too clogged with all the oil gathered up & a bit hard to pull. Ash: White Burn: clean and even
[10 min] hit: soft light pressure in the head, not much of a heaviness, but more of a calming mind opening effect. [18 min] it gets a bit stronger. on the upper body high as well as relaxing the full body, making it so that you would want to lay down, get comfy, pressure on the shoulders, back, but very light on the eyes, still allowing you to feel like you are seeing more and wide awake.[33 min] it gets fully into the upper body / head; easy to lose concentration and a nice serotonin boost. id probably use this as a strain to die down the night with but while still wanting to be somewhat coherent and aware of what im doing / need to do. not exactly desk smoke, but the flavor and how long it takes to hit makes me want to put it in that category. [37 min] then suddenly not even a couple min later that pressure drops off, and after giving it a bit, moving around, focusing on all my pressure points & my eyes I have to say that [39 min] landed: very smooth to the point I didn't realize it was ending.
I was able to meet the team at loyalty in person, firstly amazing people; great vibes and had fun chatting. Secondly I was able to smell a lot of what they had on hand, and tried their island headband which sadly I won't be posting my review on since it was so mixed in with me trying other samples. This was the best smelling thing out of all they had that night, better than the moon bow, better than the pink mermaid, better than the booberry & one other strain that my mind is failing me on. So I grabbed a Quarter, why? because I knew it was something that id have to sit with. IM not a big fan of Z or Z crosses personally- I dont go out of my way to buy them for personal smoke, im a pine / chem girl. But THIS one spoke. and I was right to assume. This is id say officially a desk smoke, OR now a group smoke. This is ment to be shared with friends, but a Q pass the jar around and watch as everyone goes "oh damn" and takes 3 or 4 sniffs. effects are easily manageable for a mid day sesh or a late night sesh: celebrate a meeting well done or a day well spent. I dont think there is much else that can be said, its great, I think you should get it, and I should've gotten more,
Details
- Category
- Flower
- Brand
- Loyalty7_icmag2
- Genetics
- Runtz × (Grape Pie × MAC)
- Price
- $100 / Q · compare prices
- Posted
- Oct 14, 2026
- Format
- 3-pillar
- Note
- bought direct from brand at lms Uptober event
- Effects
- Relaxing · Creative · Sedating
- Buy again
- Yes
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