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REVIEW TIME!!! Strain: Bubaloo (Runtz BX1 x Tear Gas unknown pheno) @Alwayshuncho @mitten__master @beanfiendz Curator @hashelmundo !!! Overall 8/10 I have been absolutely loving the candies from always and this is another hit! God bless America this is candy galore with that amazing touch of gas! Such an insanely dark purple trichrome filled bag appeal, smells the entire house of sweetness. Effects: Super Stoney! Nice deep buzz that makes you just wanna chill out on the couch and do nothing all day. Do not do this in the morning, or else you’re gonna be singing the Afroman song! Ash: Beautiful white ash, combustion was nice and burning! Resin ring was defined, in your face and stare worthy. @properdoinks @ProperRollers Taste: Super Blue like runtz into an incredible gassy exhale with those always fruity berry mid notes of blueberry! These guys are always killing the game! In my opinion such a good bang for your buck. Nice beautifully packaged and tray for no squishing issues during Keep at it guys, this is just getting better and better. I see all the new strains coming out!

REVIEW TIME!!! Bubbaline @Alwayshuncho @mitten__master @beanfiendz Curator @hashelmundo The compa!!! Overall: 8.5/10 Value: 9/10 (250 an O) Effects: 8/10 (Hybrid – Indica dominant) Flavor / Smoke: Always always smacks, and this one is no exception. This bud was absolutely delicious candy. Genetics are Runtz x Tear Gas #19 with more Runtz backcrossed, and it shows hard. The inhale was damn near sour candy, straight mouth watering, followed by a super Runtz heavy exhale that just coats your mouth. Ash: Stupid white, and the resin ring was leaking like crazy. One of those joints you stop mid smoke just to stare at like, “yeah… this is that.” Effects: Solid, balanced hybrid leaning indica. Smooth, enjoyable high that doesn’t overwhelm but still delivers. Perfect for chilling without getting couch locked immediately. Brand / Experience: I like Always a lot. The brand is hype, creative, and organic, and they stay consistent. Price is on point, and the rep HTW is awesome quick delivery and friendly customer service. Hash the World, you already know how it goes, compa. Make sure you check out the Discord.

REVIEW TIME @Alwayshuncho @mitten__master @beanfiendz Curator: @kingz_RCZ Flower: Blu Gun (Blue 16 x Sherb Pie) Overall score 7/10 Tasted blue, if anyone knows what I mean it’s exactly that. Has this small hint of sweetness to it but that blue was intense. Got some OG notes on the exhale. Little bit of that candy mid notes to compliment the blue, pleasant but not like omg premium. Bud structure is really pretty and fluffy, got a hint of stickiness for sure! Ash: Salt and Pepper not really the best performer. I could NOT get this thing to resin ring, it did the tiniest little ring. @properdoinks Effects: This is what saved the whole thing honestly, this shit got me fucking high as fuck. I was dumb staring at walls for a while. If medicinal effects is what you’re going for, this shit gonna make you dumb catatonic. Definitely not for the light smoker. Overall, this bud is ok. Compared to Frootiez and Sour Blast candy, probably the less superior of the batch.

Frootiez (Flower Collab) Curator: . @Kingz_RCZ Collab: . @alwayshuncho x @beanfiendz x @mittenmaster Overall Score: 9/10 So often you smoke a lot of hype stuff and just see random names. I asked Mitten Master for his personal opinion, and he told me to grab a Tamalez. This one’s a mix of Obama Runtz and Chili Verde with an undisclosed pheno, and I gotta say, for the price you pay for it, this is some top-grade quality. I honestly hope to one day try the mother Chili Verde, because if this is any indication, it’s gotta be amazing. The burn was perfect, nice clean white ash even in the sunny, humid Florida weather Bathroom sending bud check Super leaker resin ring!!! The flavor was a beautiful mix of Limonene-forward citrus, some sweet candy mid notes, and a light Caryophyllene spice on the exhale. I don’t normally like spice in my flower, but this one was done with real love. You can tell in every hit The breakdown is beautiful too: dark hues, sticky enough to show quality without being annoying or crumbling everywhere. This one’s a winner. Would smoke again, would buy again, and honestly would buy it a million times over. Loved it. Please don’t stop growing this

Rainbow Tears Review Rainbow Belts # 7 x Teargas @Alwayshuncho @beanfiendz @mitten__master Curator: @kingz_RCZ Overall 8.5/10 Rainbow tears… I’m gonna have a little bias I’m not gonna lie, so I’ll put that directly up front. Rainbow Belts is one of my favorite strains in modern times so I had to make sure I included that.. Not only did they do the Rainbow Belts right, but they added gas to the exhale! So it’s a freaking candy gas. I’m so happy I’m smoking this candy gas. It’s such a smooth, flavorful mix — sweet rainbow candy on the inhale with that surprise punch of gas on the back end. The ash combusted really nice. Really good cure. It smoked to perfection and the resin ring was shining like it had something to prove. I can’t quite get my ash like @ifearmids , but man this one performed. It’s really difficult to get bud to ash this nicely in Florida, so it was a straight-up pleasure. Great to handle too — had that stickiness, that grip, you know? All around just a good performer. Disclaimer: these reviews are just my opinion. I’m not God, nor the weed code compliance guy. I just know good weed and I share my thoughts.

Flower — Sour Nerd Marker Overall: 8.5/10 Grown by . @Alwayshuncho @beanfiendz @mitten__master Curated by: @kingz_RCZ Sour Nerd Marker was easily one of the most unique terp profiles I’ve tasted this year. I’ve had enough of Always to know they usually lean heavy either on OG or on candy. This one? It hits both lanes at the same time with a sour twist layered on top. Super interesting combo. ⸻ Flavor Inhale comes in sour and sharp, mid-note turns into a light candy sweetness, and the exhale hits you with that Marker Gas loud and clear. Extremely flavorful overall, and every pull feels like a jump cut in flavors. You really don’t see bud like this every day tbh. ⸻ Flower Structure / Bag Appeal Super dark flower with green hues peeking through. Bag appeal is wild, this was genuinely pretty as hell. Breakup was decently sticky, fresh, and cooperated perfectly for a roll. Nothing dry or flaky here. ⸻ Ash / Burn Mostly white ash with slight pepper, but it never compromised the smoke. Great performance top to bottom. Resin ring went dumb. @organitips Bathroom sending for sure. ⸻ Identity / Category Can’t box this one into any specific lane. It hits candy, OG, and marker gas all at once. Very interesting cross-profile that stands out on its own.

REVIEW TIME! Sour Blast Candy Score: 9/10 . @Alwayshuncho @mitten__master @beanfiendz Curated by @kingz_RCZ The smoke on this one was so damn pleasurable, omg. Straight up candy but a candy done correctly. The sweetness and flavor were just hitting perfect with every pull. The resin ring on this bad boy was dripping, and the ash structure was white and clean. Made my @properdoinks tip look amazing. @organitips This one definitely met the bathroom check! Smooth, flavorful, and just satisfying all the way through. You can tell the Blue Nerdz x Sherb Cream Pie parents really came through on this cross. It’s got that Runtz/Zkittlez candy vibe mixed with that creamy Sherb sweetness that gives it such a nice aroma. True to its parents — good job Always! This is something I’d enter in a candy bracket without question. Very happy to have smoked this, and honestly, I’d pick this up a million times over at that price point. Absolute treat.

REVIEW TIME Tropical Berries Undisclosed genetics . @Alwayshuncho @beanfiendz @mitten__master Curator: @kingz_RCZ Tropical Berries is gonna get a 6/10 from me. Honestly this isn’t some overwhelmingly good weed. For the price it’s decent and gets the job done, but it’s nothing crazy. The high sits straight in the head — definitely feels like some kind of sativa-dominant situation. It wakes you up a bit but doesn’t send you flying. My biggest complaint which is personal and my own thing.. Where was the stickiness to this? Rolling this felt like rolling sand. I never ever have to apart and reroll a joint, this one I had to. Even when formed and packed, when you undo it, it just crumbles down into dust. @organitips Ash: Getting pretty dark… Not sure if there was a mineral mess up but man… not the most impressive structure. The resin ring though was off the chain, big and leaky. Flavor-wise, I was getting a lot of Limonene vibes. Sweet, kushy, fruity hints but not citrus, which was kinda weird because the nose made me think it would be. It’s almost like it wanted to lean candy but stopped halfway. I could’ve gone without that part tbh. The smoke itself was alright… smooth enough, not harsh, but nothing that made me say “yo run that back.” It’s the kind of strain you grab when you’re trying to stay functional and just need something quick without breaking the bank. Overall? Not bad, not great. Just a solid little head high for the price.

REVIEW TIME!!! @CloudCappedSeed - Burnt Offering The Grand Finale: Burnt Offering by Blaze it Panda Burnt Offering was the perfect way to wrap up this 4 bud series! This isn’t your average run of the mill strain it’s a complex, masterfully crafted profile that clearly took some serious work to perfect. Flavor Profile Forget the standard “gas” or “citrus” labels this is in a league of its own. Expect a low key sweet, tarty, citrusy funk with a sophisticated hint of Ocimene. The exhale is where it really shines, leaving you with that classic, funky Haze like finish. Ash & Resin Ring Pure craftsmanship here. The burn is absolutely surgical we’re talking sparkling resin rings and beautiful, bright white ash. It’s as clean as it gets! @organitips The Effects The ultimate daytime Sativa high. It’s got some legs to keep you going, but the sensation is primarily top heavy and cerebral. It’s a smooth, pleasurable ride that leaves you feeling elevated and productive. Purity & Expansiveness This is just straight up good weed. Zero weirdness, zero minerality issues, and no strange aftertastes just pure, exquisite smoke. And the lung expansion? Incredible. Take a big enough rip and you’ll feel that premium “expansion” hit you instantly. The perfect happy ending to an epic cycle. Blaze it Panda really knows their craft!

Cherry Chew Review @CloudCappedSeed Overall Score: 8.2/10 Flavor: 7.0/10 Cherry Chew is one of those strains that takes a minute to figure out. Right off the first hit I got a muted cherry tang. It isn’t an artificial candy cherry, just the closest thing I can compare it to. There’s a little sweetness mixed with a strange funky middle note that kept throwing me off. As the joint burned, that cherry note became a little stronger while a fizzy, gassy quality started coming through. The exhale stayed mostly cherry while the lingering flavor shifted into a hashy, woody funk that honestly isn’t my favorite terp profile. It’s definitely complex and unlike most flower on the market, but it just didn’t click with my palate. By the final third of the joint, the smoky wood notes settled in even more. I appreciate the uniqueness and I have to give credit for doing something different, but this isn’t one I’d reach for based on flavor alone. Smoke Quality: 8.0/10 This is some very expansive flower. If you’re someone who’s really sensitive to expansion or chases the absolute cleanest smoking experience, this probably won’t be your favorite. I don’t mind a little expansion personally, but this was more noticeable than average throughout the session. Effects: 8.5/10 The high leans about 60/40 toward the head with enough body relaxation to keep things comfortable. It isn’t overwhelming or couch locking, and I found it enjoyable even at night. The effects are solid, pretty nice im ngl. After like 30 minutes, the bed feels awesomesauce Final Thoughts Cherry Chew is a strain I had to revisit several times because I couldn’t quite figure it out. It has a distinctive cherry, woody, hashy profile that I think will have its fans, but it just wasn’t my kind of smoke. I respect the uniqueness and the quality behind it, even if it ended up being the weakest flower from this pickup for my personal taste. Not bad by any means, just not one I’d be excited to grab again.

Duel Time White Lightening vs Lululemon @YachtClub_SB @angelcityfarmer @cali_blaise Same setup for both strains to keep everything as fair as possible. 1.75g each 11mm Organitip No advantage going into this one. Just two heavy hitters going head to head. White Lightening Round 1 • 9.5/10 White Lightening wasted absolutely no time. The very first pull exploded with a loud candy apple profile that immediately grabbed my attention. The purity was exceptional and the expansion completely filled the palate without becoming overwhelming. It was one of those first rounds that instantly makes you think you might be smoking something special. Round 2 • 9.2/10 The gas started pushing its way forward while the candy profile stayed intact. The mouth coat was clean and satisfying with a pleasant lingering stain after every pull. Even with the heavy expansion, the smoke stayed incredibly pure and refined. Round 3 • 9.0/10 Some of the intensity naturally settled down, but the flavor never disappeared. The purity remained excellent and it never developed that hollow air pack finish that some strains get toward the end. It stayed enjoyable all the way to the last hit and never once made me think about putting the joint out. Total Score 27.7/30 Flavor 9.3 Purity 9.5 Expansion 9.2 Mouth Coat 8.9 Overall Score 9.2/10 Lululemon Round 1 • 8.8/10 Lululemon opened with a more reserved lemon Gelonade profile. The purity was immediately noticeable but the lower expansion kept it from making the same impact as White Lightening right away. Round 2 • 8.6/10 This is where Lululemon really came alive. The citrus became much brighter, especially on the exhale, while the gas started showing itself. The cookie influence was still hiding a bit and the flavor began falling into a lighter airy profile after the initial expression. Round 3 • 8.3/10 The cookie genetics finally stepped into the spotlight and blended nicely with the remaining Gelonade. Unfortunately, this was also where the purity began fading. A little smokiness entered the picture and the mouth coat became less enjoyable, although the citrus stain remained pleasant through the finish. Total Score 25.7/30 Flavor 8.7 Purity 8.6 Expansion 8.5 Mouth Coat 8.5 Overall Score 8.6/10 Final Thoughts This was honestly a really fun matchup because both strains had something different to offer. White Lightening was all about consistency. It came out swinging with loud candy apple terps and never really let off the gas. Every round stayed clean, flavorful, and enjoyable from start to finish. Lululemon felt more like a slow burn. It needed time to open up and by the second and third rounds it started revealing more citrus, gas, and finally some cookie character. The downside was that the purity dipped as the joint progressed, which kept it from catching White Lightening. One thing I want to point out is that neither one ever reached that point where I wanted to put the joint down. Both finished respectably and I would happily smoke either one again. Winner: White Lightening What do you all think? Have you smoked either of these, and if so, which one are you reaching for?

Duel Time White Lightening vs Lululemon @YachtClub_SB @angelcityfarmer @cali_blaise Same setup for both strains to keep everything as fair as possible. 1.75g each 11mm Organitip No advantage going into this one. Just two heavy hitters going head to head. White Lightening Round 1 • 9.5/10 White Lightening wasted absolutely no time. The very first pull exploded with a loud candy apple profile that immediately grabbed my attention. The purity was exceptional and the expansion completely filled the palate without becoming overwhelming. It was one of those first rounds that instantly makes you think you might be smoking something special. Round 2 • 9.2/10 The gas started pushing its way forward while the candy profile stayed intact. The mouth coat was clean and satisfying with a pleasant lingering stain after every pull. Even with the heavy expansion, the smoke stayed incredibly pure and refined. Round 3 • 9.0/10 Some of the intensity naturally settled down, but the flavor never disappeared. The purity remained excellent and it never developed that hollow air pack finish that some strains get toward the end. It stayed enjoyable all the way to the last hit and never once made me think about putting the joint out. Total Score 27.7/30 Flavor 9.3 Purity 9.5 Expansion 9.2 Mouth Coat 8.9 Overall Score 9.2/10 Lululemon Round 1 • 8.8/10 Lululemon opened with a more reserved lemon Gelonade profile. The purity was immediately noticeable but the lower expansion kept it from making the same impact as White Lightening right away. Round 2 • 8.6/10 This is where Lululemon really came alive. The citrus became much brighter, especially on the exhale, while the gas started showing itself. The cookie influence was still hiding a bit and the flavor began falling into a lighter airy profile after the initial expression. Round 3 • 8.3/10 The cookie genetics finally stepped into the spotlight and blended nicely with the remaining Gelonade. Unfortunately, this was also where the purity began fading. A little smokiness entered the picture and the mouth coat became less enjoyable, although the citrus stain remained pleasant through the finish. Total Score 25.7/30 Flavor 8.7 Purity 8.6 Expansion 8.5 Mouth Coat 8.5 Overall Score 8.6/10 Final Thoughts This was honestly a really fun matchup because both strains had something different to offer. White Lightening was all about consistency. It came out swinging with loud candy apple terps and never really let off the gas. Every round stayed clean, flavorful, and enjoyable from start to finish. Lululemon felt more like a slow burn. It needed time to open up and by the second and third rounds it started revealing more citrus, gas, and finally some cookie character. The downside was that the purity dipped as the joint progressed, which kept it from catching White Lightening. One thing I want to point out is that neither one ever reached that point where I wanted to put the joint down. Both finished respectably and I would happily smoke either one again. Winner: White Lightening What do you all think? Have you smoked either of these, and if so, which one are you reaching for?

Neon Lemon vs Sugar Rainbow Luxe #22 @cookies_florida vs @curaleaffl 1.75g • 11mm Organitip • Element Phantom Wide Score Breakdown Neon Lemon Flavor: 10/15 Purity: 8/15 Expansion: 9/10 Mouth Coat: 6/10 Burn: 5/5 Stain: 5/10 Overall: 43/65 (6.6 rating) Sugar Rainbow Luxe #22 Flavor: 11/15 Purity: 13/15 Expansion: 8/10 Mouth Coat: 7/10 Burn: 5/5 Stain: 8/10 Overall: 52/65 (8 rating) Round 1 Neon Lemon Started out with a decent lemon profile, but the purity immediately became the biggest issue. You know that face you make after taking a hit and instinctively look at the joint wondering what just happened? That was this. The lemon itself isn’t offensive, but there’s a roughness underneath it that makes the smoke feel far less refined than expected. Sugar Rainbow Luxe #22 Right away this smoked cleaner. The candy profile is muted, but the mouth coat is pleasant and leaves a soft sweetness behind. It’s not screaming premium, but compared to Neon Lemon the purity is noticeably higher. The stain isn’t anything crazy, while the lingering lemon from Neon actually left a harsher aftertaste. Round 2 Neon Lemon I’m glad I didn’t call it after Round 1 because it definitely improved. Some gas finally showed up alongside the limonene, making the profile a little more interesting. Expansion is surprisingly good, but the flavor still feels muted and the purity never completely recovers. Sugar Rainbow Luxe #22 This is where it really settled in. The inhale brings an artificial sweet candy note that transitions into a nice caryophyllene spice before finishing with some genuinely clean sugary sweetness. Expansion is excellent and the purity continues to separate it from the Neon. Round 3 Neon Lemon It finished better than it started. The lemon and gas finally came together into a respectable profile, and expansion stayed consistent. Unfortunately the purity never reached the level I’d want, and the stain remained fairly forgettable. Decent smoke, just nothing memorable. Sugar Rainbow Luxe #22 The candy stayed consistent all the way through. The mouth coat is a little muted, but the stain is much better than expected and the purity barely fell off outside of a slight bite near the end. Expansion remained excellent and it comfortably wins almost every category. Both joints burned to clean white ash with only tiny pepper spots Winner Sugar Rainbow Luxe #22 - 52/65 It wasn’t a loud, unforgettable candy profile, but it was consistently cleaner, expanded better, and maintained its purity throughout the smoke. Neon Lemon recovered after a rough opening and finished respectably, but it couldn’t overcome the harshness and lack of refinement that showed up from the first few pulls. Sugar Rainbow Luxe earns the win by simply being the more complete smoke.

Neon Lemon vs Sugar Rainbow Luxe #22 @cookies_florida vs @curaleaffl 1.75g • 11mm Organitip • Element Phantom Wide Score Breakdown Neon Lemon Flavor: 10/15 Purity: 8/15 Expansion: 9/10 Mouth Coat: 6/10 Burn: 5/5 Stain: 5/10 Overall: 43/65 (6.6 rating) Sugar Rainbow Luxe #22 Flavor: 11/15 Purity: 13/15 Expansion: 8/10 Mouth Coat: 7/10 Burn: 5/5 Stain: 8/10 Overall: 52/65 (8 rating) Round 1 Neon Lemon Started out with a decent lemon profile, but the purity immediately became the biggest issue. You know that face you make after taking a hit and instinctively look at the joint wondering what just happened? That was this. The lemon itself isn’t offensive, but there’s a roughness underneath it that makes the smoke feel far less refined than expected. Sugar Rainbow Luxe #22 Right away this smoked cleaner. The candy profile is muted, but the mouth coat is pleasant and leaves a soft sweetness behind. It’s not screaming premium, but compared to Neon Lemon the purity is noticeably higher. The stain isn’t anything crazy, while the lingering lemon from Neon actually left a harsher aftertaste. Round 2 Neon Lemon I’m glad I didn’t call it after Round 1 because it definitely improved. Some gas finally showed up alongside the limonene, making the profile a little more interesting. Expansion is surprisingly good, but the flavor still feels muted and the purity never completely recovers. Sugar Rainbow Luxe #22 This is where it really settled in. The inhale brings an artificial sweet candy note that transitions into a nice caryophyllene spice before finishing with some genuinely clean sugary sweetness. Expansion is excellent and the purity continues to separate it from the Neon. Round 3 Neon Lemon It finished better than it started. The lemon and gas finally came together into a respectable profile, and expansion stayed consistent. Unfortunately the purity never reached the level I’d want, and the stain remained fairly forgettable. Decent smoke, just nothing memorable. Sugar Rainbow Luxe #22 The candy stayed consistent all the way through. The mouth coat is a little muted, but the stain is much better than expected and the purity barely fell off outside of a slight bite near the end. Expansion remained excellent and it comfortably wins almost every category. Both joints burned to clean white ash with only tiny pepper spots Winner Sugar Rainbow Luxe #22 - 52/65 It wasn’t a loud, unforgettable candy profile, but it was consistently cleaner, expanded better, and maintained its purity throughout the smoke. Neon Lemon recovered after a rough opening and finished respectably, but it couldn’t overcome the harshness and lack of refinement that showed up from the first few pulls. Sugar Rainbow Luxe earns the win by simply being the more complete smoke.

Review of Zobi-Wan @OFFTHEMARKETLB @justfeats Flavor: 10/15 Purity: 13/15 Expansion: 8/10 Mouth Coat: 7/10 Burn: 5/5 Stain: 7/10 Overall rating 7.7/10 Effects lean heavily toward the head with a little bit of body mixed in. Most of the buzz settles into the back of the head, giving a nice relaxed cerebral high without becoming racy or overwhelming. It’s definitely not weak, but it also didn’t completely blow me away. Overall, I’d call it a solid, enjoyable high that complements the smoke well, even if the flavor didn’t live up to the effects. Definitely has you in deep thought about 15 minutes after you smoke it. Zobi-Wan Off The Market Genetics 2G | 12.7mm Organitip | Element Phantom Round 1 Flavor is alright but nothing that’ll blow your mind. Opens with a light floral sweetness that leans more sugary than candy. The mid notes bring a noticeable caryophyllene spice before finishing with a lightly gassy exhale. Ash is whiter than a mf, probably the biggest standout of the round. The gas is there, just pretty muted overall. Round 2 Flavor picked up a little, thankfully. I’m usually not a huge floral guy, but this one is decent. The sweetness stays more sugar-like than candy while those spicy mid notes continue to dominate. There’s also a faint chem note hiding somewhere throughout the hit that adds a little complexity. Expansion is alright and purity stays solid, but this thing is definitely flirting with air pack territory. Stain is basically nonexistent through both rounds. Round 3 Honestly the strongest round of the smoke. The air pack feeling turned into a bit more flavor, bringing that familiar sweet floral inhale into a peppery, chemy gas profile before finishing with the same muted gas on the exhale. Purity remained consistent and expansion improved enough to give some decent lung compression. The very end developed a slight smoky note, but nothing unpleasant. Overall though, this one just never reached the level I’d want in a judged competition.

Review for @OFFTHEMARKETLB @justfeats Overall 8.7 Final Score: 57/65 Tang — 57/65 Score Breakdown Flavor: 13/15 Purity: 14/15 Expansion: 8/10 Mouth Coat: 8/10 Burn: 5/5 Stain: 9/10 Round Recap Round 1: Opens with a loud funky citrus that immediately grabs your attention. Super clean purity, good expansion, and an excellent first impression. Round 2: The citrus takes a step back while the funky sweetness becomes the star. Clean smoke with a sweet exhale that keeps you coming back for another hit. Round 3: More of the same in the best way possible. The profile stays consistent with a sweet, funky coat and a touch of citrus while the purity holds strong all the way to the end. Effects 9/10 Don’t let the terp profile fool you. This smoked way heavier than expected. Instead of an energetic daytime buzz, it delivered a heady, “junt-worthy” high that had the eyes red and the body feeling relaxed without becoming couch-lock. Final Thoughts Tang is all about consistency. It delivers a clean smoke, a unique funky-sweet profile with just enough citrus to keep it interesting, and never falls off through all three rounds. If you’re chasing loud, clean terps over huge expansion, this one absolutely deserves a spot on your radar.

Gary Payton was an amazing hybrid with great effects too and bottom. Definitely gonna say this would be great for relaxing when you’re not trying to do much but if you do need to get up you will. Nice 2 hour peak buzz, felt great! Gary Payton (Cookies FL) @cookiesflorida_ @shauncron Score Breakdown Flavor: 12/15 Purity: 12/15 Expansion: 7/10 Mouth Coat: 8/10 Burn: 5/5 Stain: 9/10 Final Score: 53/65 Overall 8.2 Round Recap Round 1: Surprisingly strong first impression. A sweet, foresty inhale transitions into a smooth, lightly fruity exhale. Expansion is on the lighter side, but the flavor is clean and enjoyable. Round 2: Flavor opens up a bit more while the purity stays excellent. A subtle minty finish joins the sweet forest profile, making for a smooth and balanced smoke. Still not the loudest jar, but it continues to impress. Round 3: This is where it all comes together. The flavor reaches its peak with a touch of gas joining the sweet forest profile. The coat is rich with sweetness and light fruit, the stain lingers nicely, and the white ash confirms how clean it burns. Expansion remains the weakest category, but the flavor and purity easily make up for it.

REVIEW TIME!!! Doja Giraffe P (Big Zmoke Approved) @dojaexclusive_ @doja_pak1 @Bigzmoketv @fearofboof Score: Flavor: 14/15 Purity: 15/15 Expansion: 9/10 Mouth Coat: 10/10 Burn: 5/5 Stain: 7/10 Total: 60/65 (Overall 9.2/10) Round 1 Wow, incredible. The first pull hit with loud gas and sweet flavor right away. Purity was elite, and the expansion was surprisingly strong. Round 2 It stayed loud. Heavy gas, tangy sweetness, strong mouth coat, and the stain started building nicely. Everything about it kept checking the right boxes. Round 3 It never dropped off. From start to finish it was loud gas with great purity and expansion. The only real nitpick is that the stain could have lingered a little longer. Special Note Big Zmoke Approved. The Fear of Boof Doja hype delivered. This was rolled as 1.5g in an 11mm, so it looked small but was not. The flower was ridiculously sticky and completely gunked up the grinder, which is always a good sign. Effects This made me super happy and my eyes were super red. The body feels pretty good and the shoulders feel it. There are small tiny bits in the head, so this feels more indica based to me. Nice, comfy high.

Pixie Stix – Sour Diesel @xPiXiESTiX Flavor: 12/15 Purity: 13/15 Expansion: 9/10 Mouth Coat: 8/10 Burn: 4/5 Stain: 9/10 Final Score: 55/65 Overall score 8.5/10 Round 1 The first hit doesn’t have much going on during the inhale, but the purity is immediately noticeable. The mid-note brings a light tartness before transitioning into a gentle gassy exhale. Expansion is really nice, giving a satisfying grip without sacrificing cleanliness. It’s a solid start, but nothing is screaming at me yet or standing out as especially sharp or memorable. Round 2 This is where the funky profile I remember really starts to come alive. Expansion is excellent, yet it never compromises the purity. The inhale develops a funky, chem forward character while the gassy exhale becomes much more pronounced. This is a huge improvement over the last batch, and this thing is absolutely smoking. White/grayish ash all the way through with a thick resin ring developing beautifully. The stain is wonderfully funky and unique, something that’s honestly hard to find these days. Round 3 Every hit is incredibly pleasant, delivering that funky, almost skunky character from the moment it hits your palate. The flavor is excellent, and the gas completely takes over the exhale in the best way. Purity remains strong throughout, expansion is consistently satisfying, and there’s never any major flavor drop off or unpleasant aftertaste. This one smokes exceptionally well from beginning to end, and I think most people would be really happy with it. Am I gonna say it’s THEE original Sour D? Nah but it’s pretty reminiscent of it for 2026, most importantly it was a good dialed in smoke. Effects The effects are primarily cerebral with a light body presence. It’s a beautiful way to start the morning. I immediately found myself thinking about everything I wanted to accomplish and felt motivated to tackle my day. It leans slightly toward the racier side without becoming anxious or overwhelming, though I do have a very high tolerance. Overall, it’s an energetic, uplifting high that’s both enjoyable and functional. Peak 3 hour high, lingering on the 4th hour, long medicinal lasting.

Pixie Stix – 5*7 Review @xPiXiESTiX You can find this on simplymary.co/collections/vendors?q=Pixie%20Stix Flavor: 13/15 Purity: 12/15 Expansion: 9/10 Mouth Coat: 9/10 Burn: 3/5 Stain: 7/10 Final Score: 53/65 8.2/10 overall Round 1 From the very first hit, the flavor is on another level. It opens with an incredibly rich, dark purple candy. A subtle citrus note emerges through the middle before giving way to a beautifully expansive gassy finish. Purity is excellent right out of the gate, and while the stain hasn’t fully developed yet, this is an outstanding opening round. Round 2 The purple candy profile only gets louder. That deep, dark sweetness remains the star while the gas begins to build more noticeably on the exhale. Purity takes a very slight step back but remains impressive overall. The expansion is exceptional, creating a huge, satisfying smoke, and the mouth coat is one of the highlights of the experience. The stain is present but could be a little more pronounced. Round 3 The flavor softens just a touch, and purity also dips slightly, though neither decline is enough to hurt the overall experience. The expansion continues to be beautifully balanced and consistent. The only real criticism comes from the combustion the ash isn’t as clean as you’d expect from a flower performing at this level. It feels like there was just a bit more potential left on the table, because everything else is undeniably top tier. Effects hit so nice at night, this put me in the right headspace to go lay down and relax. Like a good sweet candy types, you’ll expect a very body relaxing effects with little on the head. I would recommend this for more chill sesh or night time relaxation.

REVIEW TIME!!! @CloudCappedSeed Blaze it Panda!!! (AK) Strain MB15 - (Chem D x SFV OG) My high ass did the sticker wrong, I put 23 instead of 15! Overall 9.3/10 Side not: This bud won me over with OGs, I’ve always said I don’t like OGs, but I just realize they’ve all been Mids. This is the real deal. First of all… wow. I was not expecting to like this at all based on the terp profile. OG is usually not my thing even remotely, but this completely flipped that for me. This was an absolute delight. The bud was insanely sticky, like gloves getting stuck type sticky, but somehow it still burned down to a perfectly clean, bone white ash. No weird saltiness, no impurities, just straight fire all the way through. Now let’s talk about that expansion… holy Jesus. Weed nowadays barely expands, but this? This reminded me what real expansion feels like. Your MB15 had that same effect, but this one hit in that true OG fashion. Heavy, full, and you feel it. Flavor wise, the chem notes come in strong right up front. You get that sharp chemical edge that transitions into a bright limonene lemon mid, and then it smooths out into a gentle gas on the back end. Super well layered. You can tell this was grown with real care. Attention to detail all the way through. The high is where this really shines for me. It’s hitting those sore spots in my body perfectly, super relaxing, very medicinal. This is that type of smoke where you feel it settling in deep. My eyes are starting to tingle from that myrcene kick and yeah… this is definitely a lay down, knock out, sleep kind of vibe. Legs for days too. Honestly I’m shocked. This was the one I thought I was going to like the least, and it ended up being one of my favorites. Appreciate you letting me try this… seriously impressive. The heat in 2026 has been absolutely unreal. Can you believe this MB15 was the one of the 4 I thought I wasn’t gonna like?

REVIEW TIME!!! World eater 28 - @CloudCappedSeed (AK) Overall 6.5/10 (point lost from seed) Seed in the grinder… yeah, that already set the tone definitely not what you want to see. This one just isn’t my cup of tea. Out of the four I’ve tried so far, this is easily my least favorite and I don’t say that lightly, just calling it how I experienced it. Terps came across like licorice spice with a slight sweetness, maybe a faint lemon hiding in the background. Not offensive, but not enjoyable either. Just not a profile I vibe with. Burn was rough, not gonna lie. Resin ring was there, but the ash told a different story heavy salt and pepper, leaning more on the pepper side. Flavor had something “off” to it… not dirty or mineral-heavy, but not clean either. For something aiming at a connoisseur level, it just didn’t hit that purity mark. About 3/4 through, the flavor really dropped off and I ended up putting it out early. The seed was a Sadface.jpg moment for sure. Effects are where it redeems itself a bit. The high has legs and definitely brings the body load. Very lower body dominant, minimal head presence, and not much going on behind the eyes. If you’re looking for something physical, it does that well. Texture wise, this batch leaned drier compared to the other Blaze It pickups not nearly as sticky. Overall: Not horrible, but not something I’d come back to. Just not my terp profile and didn’t deliver the clean, consistent smoke I’m looking for.

REVIEW TIME!!! Wolf Eel #15 Animal Tsunami x Underdog Urkle @CloudCappedSeed Overall 8/10 Right off rip… this is loud. Super gassy with a strong pinesol type pine cutting through it. The terp profile leans heavy gas and pine, but there’s real depth here. On the back end, you catch a faint minty note layered into that deep hashy gas. If you really go looking, there’s the slightest touch of minerality, but it stays subtle. This one has that perfect clash of old school gas and modern terp complexity. It feels nostalgic but fresh at the same time. Appearance: Super light green buds with some clean purple hues mixed in. Nice look overall. Burn: Resin ring was there but kinda hiding, not super pronounced or refined. Ash came out salt and pepper, but nothing harsh or off putting. Expansion: This is where it really shines. Expansion is insane coats your palate and lingers heavy. Effects: Leaning hybrid daytime. Functional but still hits. You can feel that Cookies type influence a little funky, musky sweetness balancing out the gas. I went into this expecting it to beat MB15, but that one set a crazy standard. Still, this holds its own easy.

REVIEW TIME GuZ #19 (Lemon Up x Sherbanger F1) x (Zkittlez x Animal Cookies Bx2) Bred and cultivated by @surefireselect @B_Eazyllc Overall Score: 8.4/10 Effects Score: 6/10 Value Score: 9/10 (225 a zip) For smalls, this is absolutely exotic. Big shoutout to B Eazy and http:// thegreendoor.co for blessing regular smokers with prices like this. Seeing exotics that normally go for 700+ a zip drop to 225 is wild. No surprise it sold out fast. That’s how you move product. ⸻ Flavor The inhale is heavy Sherbanger. Loud, sharp, and dominant. I’d honestly say this feels at least 50% Sherbanger in profile. There’s a Lemon Up mid note tucked in there, subtle but noticeable if you’re paying attention. The exhale is where it explodes. Straight Zkittlez candy that coats your mouth beautifully. That lingering sweet candy gas just sits there. I couldn’t clearly pinpoint the Animal Cookies, but it likely adds to the depth and structure of the flavor. This one is all about that mouth experience. ⸻ Effects This is where it falls a little short for me. Daytime, happy, slightly uppity vibes but nothing mind blowing. It’s clean and functional, just not heavy. Considering this was a 3 gram joint, I expected it to smack harder. This strain leans more toward flavor chasers than people trying to get stupid stoned. ⸻ Ash Beautiful. Resin ring formed naturally without forcing it. Some strains make you work for that perfect ring, this one did it on its own. @organitips Ash stacked clean and white through every crevice. Burned smooth, grown with care. ⸻ Beazy is absolutely killing it right now. The marketing is strong, the hype is real, and the quality backs it up. This one is a winner, especially at that price point.

REVIEW TIME!!! Cutright x Waterboyz710 – Frog Poison @CutRight707 @WaterBoyz710 @PacksFifthAve Overall: 9.6/10 This is something truly special right here no question these guys put real heart into this drop. You don’t come across flower like this often, and that’s exactly what makes it such a solid pickup. What stood out immediately is how rare this profile is: a legit sour that still carries a modern, sweet twist. That’s not something you see every day. A lot of people throw “sour” around when it’s really just chem heavy, but this? This felt official. The mid notes went into a very heavy lime like citrus sweetness, into a nice lemon gassy sour finish. I have not smoke anything like this in a long time, it’s been heat after heat this year guys. What really caught me off guard was the sweetness. I was expecting more of that classic OG presence (which I’m usually not a fan of), but instead it leaned into this sweet like layer that balanced everything out beautifully. Burn was on point clean ash, strong resin ring, everything you want to see when you’re smoking something premium. The high matched the quality too. That signature exotic “happy” feeling hits right away, with noticeable pressure behind the eyes from the myrcene. It settles into a super smooth, relaxing vibe without knocking you out just a well balanced hybrid loaded with terps. This isn’t just something that looks and tastes good it performs. Commentary on 2nd video.

REVIEW TIME!!! Delvin’s Cut - Original Cookies @ismokeloud707 Overall: 8.8 This was really damn good flower. Visually, it is absolutely beautiful and honestly one of the more unique touches you can come across in 2026. It really brings back that classic Cookies feeling from back in the day while still carrying a modern twist that keeps it fresh. The smoke is clean, flavorful, and enjoyable all the way through. What keeps it from reaching that elite 9 territory are only small details. Mainly the inhale does not completely reach that next level flavor saturation and lingering stain that the very best cuts leave behind. Even then, this is a seriously impressive smoke that deserves a lot of respect. Effects on this bad boy for me was dominant on the Indica. Great sleep from this, super in the body and a little bit in the head. Flavor: 8.7 The profile feels nostalgic in the best way possible. The inhale carries a sweet cakey sugary note mixed with dark peppery undertones before transitioning into platinum style mint through the mids with a hint of herbal notes. The exhale is where it really shines with that classic loud gassy cookie flavor with a mix of mint that sticks around pleasantly. There is even a faint grape or berry like background tying everything together. The exhale is excellent while the inhale, although flavorful, stops just short of being truly overwhelming. Purity: 8.9 Very clean smoke from beginning to end. No weirdness, no harshness, and no distracting off flavors. The ash was beautiful for Florida flower with only the tiniest traces of pepper hidden within it. Expansion was strong without becoming uncomfortable which gave the smoke a dense satisfying feel. Accuracy: 9.0 This cut delivers exactly what it promises. The classic Cookies identity is unmistakable while the modern touches never overpower the original character. The flavor stays consistent throughout the session and the smoke feels refined and intentional the entire way through. The mouth coating effect lingers lightly and adds to the experience without becoming excessive. Combustion: 8.6 Burned evenly with solid ash structure and a very clean presentation overall. Plenty of expansion and density without becoming overly heavy or harsh. The smoke remained flavorful all the way down.

Trapjesus - 91 OG @TrapJesusX Overall: 9.4/10 Let me start by saying… wow. This is easily some of the best flower I’ve smoked in a long time. This absolutely lived up to the hype. From the first smell to the final puff, everything about this felt special. Smell: 9/10 The aroma is incredible. Deep forest notes, classic OG funk, and a bright lemon presence that jumps right out of the jar. It has that rich, loud smell that instantly lets you know you’re in for something good. Flavor: 9.410 The flavor somehow translates even better than the aroma. Bright limonene hits first, followed by beautiful alpha pinene notes throughout the smoke. The exhale brings a light gas with subtle sweetness and myrcene lingering in the background. Every pull was flavorful and enjoyable. Burn: 10/10 After taking another look at the footage, this was bone white ash. Absolutely flawless. The resin ring developed quickly and stayed thick, dark, and terp rich throughout the session. This was one of those joints you find yourself staring at between hits because it was burning so beautifully. Effects: 9.5/10 The effects are where this one really shines. The body high is powerful and settles deep into the legs, creating a very relaxing and bottom heavy experience. The head high brings that classic behind the eyes OG pressure, but what stood out most was the mood elevation. Everything just felt good. Music sounded better, food tasted better, and I found myself genuinely happy for hours. The effects lasted close to four hours, which is rare for me. Final Thoughts Great flavor, incredible effects, perfect burn, and a truly memorable smoking experience. The bag appeal was solid, even if my eighth was made up of several smaller nugs. That feels like nitpicking when the smoke itself was this good. This is elite flower. The kind of smoke that reminds you why people chase exceptional cannabis in the first place. For me, this is damn near unicorn status, and I’m extremely happy I got the chance to try it.

REVIEW TIME!!! . @JLittys @lala420tokes2 Lizard Burger Hans Solo Burger x Larry Lee High Overall - 7.9/10 This one surprised me in a good way. Great flavor, good small company, nice beautiful morning. No weird mineral taste, no is this clean and safe to smoke moments while smoking it. Smell - 8.3 The smell from the bag was absolutely incredible! Super loud, fill your house up with sweetness and bud smell. Unfortunately the smell didn’t quite translate all the way. Ash looked had quite a bit of pepper which honestly probably muted the flavor translation a bit. Nothing harsh, nothing dirty tasting, and overall it stayed really enjoyable from start to finish. Accuracy / Flavor - 8 Pungent, funky, and sweet right off rip. Flavor wise, the inhale starts with this gentle funky sweetness from the Hans Solo Burger side, then midway through the joint it shifts into a spicy savory funk. You’ll notice an actual lemon terp on the exhale, but it wants to lean a little citrusy in the background without fully becoming a straight citrus profile. Pretty terpy overall and the resin ring was absolutely doing its thing. Effects - 7.8 Effects landed pretty true hybrid for me. Little bit in the head, little bit in the legs, but nothing overwhelming in either direction. Just a nice balanced smoke that had me feeling relaxed and genuinely happy without knocking me out or blasting me into orbit. Ash - 7.5 Ash was definitely salt and pepper, but honestly I dug it. Didn’t ruin the experience at all. Overall this felt like a really enjoyable flavorful smoke without trying too hard to be something it’s not. Loud bag appeal, solid flavor translation, happy balanced effects, and enough funk to keep me coming back for another rip. Tell you what bag appeal ain’t ever a factor but this one is so beautiful haha

REVIEW TIME! Grown & Sold by: @JLittys @lala420tokes2 Flower: Biscotti Runtz Overall 7.5/10 Value score 8/10 (200 an O I think) Effects score 9/10 (happy Indica) This one surprised me. I normally don’t really go for Biscotti cuts because, for me, they’re more miss than hit but this? This was good on both ends. Straight candy sweet deliciousness that leaves a legit stain in your mouth. Rolling this was kind a bit annoying as the bud was rather dry. Flavor: Damn near straight Runtz candy gas. The inhale brings a little spicy lemon upfront, then melts right into super sweet candy on the exhale. Really clean and enjoyable flavor all the way through. Effects: After a weird, long day with not much smoking, this put me in a genuinely good mood. Strong, clean effects that lasted a solid hour before bed, and I slept really nice off this. Definitely more relaxing than racy. Ash / Burn: Bone white ash with a resin ring leaking. Nugs were super compact and a bit on the dry side, so the burn was expected but it still absolutely delivered. Smooth, even combustion. Overall: Candy gas done right. If you’re hit or miss on Biscotti like I am, this one might change your mind.

Candy Gas Kandy Kush x OG @JLittys @Lala420tokes420 Overall Score 7.5/10 Value score 10/10 (140 an Oz) Effects score 8/10 (Hybrid - Indica leaning) Overall Impression Small team that seems genuinely proud of what they’re putting out and excited to spread the word. For the price and performance, it’s hard to find much to complain about. This is honest, well-done weed that delivers. Effects Very strong hitter. Most of the action sits in the back of the head with a heavy coating across the body, especially the shoulders. Mood is happy and elevated without tipping into sleepy. Stays true to its hybrid nature instead of leaning hard one direction. Flavor / Taste Inhale is super sweet candy citrus. The exhale gets even sweeter and lands squarely in Runtz territory. The name fits perfectly. Smooth, pleasant, and easy to keep coming back to. Burn / Ash Very white ash with clean, consistent combustion. Looks good and smokes even. Quality / Value Clean, American-made bud that punches well above its price point. There is the faintest hint of a nutrient note on the flavor, very subtle and only noticeable if you’re paying attention. At $140 an ounce, this is genuinely insane value for how strong, clean, and enjoyable the smoke is. Affordable to the masses without feeling like a compromise.

REVIEW TIME Flower: Superboof (Greenhouse Grown) @JLittys @lala420tokes2 Overall 5/10 Value 15/10 (Cost is very low) Effects 7/10 (hybrid in the middle) So my initial thoughts on this is to be as partial as possible because quite frankly. This is very much budget weed for those looking for decent quality without breaking the bank. From my understanding this is at 75 an ounce or 225 a QP, so the price is insanely good. Effects: This weed will get you stoned, that’s for sure. Lingered for a good hour and I was decently happy with what I was feeling in my body, definitely a decent hybrid. Taste: Burnt Rubber Orange cookie weed, the accuracy is there. This is definitely superboof, no doubt about that. Not my favorite stain but again… 75 an O! @organitips Ash: Salt and pepper, felt safe, didn’t give the omg burn but the resin ring was there! American made THCA product that doesn’t hurt the bank. I can’t be mad at that, not something I would pickup because of the access I have BUT… If you’re someone needing bud and you need clean decent smoke, I would say this is decent.

Sour Diesel by @xPiXiESTiX Curated by @TheTerpMiser Branded by @Iykykca707 ⸻ Overall – 6.5/10 Straight up… this wasn’t it. Especially for the ticket. I’ve had way better smoke this year, not even close. This felt like a “diet” version of what Sour D should be. Not terrible, but nowhere near premium. I wouldn’t buy it again unless it was heavily discounted or just offered to me. ⸻ Flavor The inhale comes in with that chemy, slightly sour profile. There’s a hint of citrus funk in the mid, but it never fully develops into anything loud or memorable. The exhale leans gassy, and honestly that’s the most dominant part of the experience. It’s decent, but for something claiming Sour D lineage, I was expecting sharper, more pungent, almost offensive funk… and it just didn’t deliver. ⸻ Effects This is where it really fell flat for me. I’m typing this right after smoking, and I should feel lifted, energized, or at least noticeably high… but it’s just not hitting like that. No racey head high, no real punch. It’s mild, forgettable, and honestly underwhelming. ⸻ Ash & Resin Ring Salt and pepper ash, leaning darker overall. No resin ring whatsoever the entire time, not even a hint of it trying to form. About 3/4 into the joint, it went out on me too, which just adds to the frustration. Burn quality didn’t match the price point at all. ⸻ Sour D Comparison / Final Thoughts Does it resemble the Sour Diesel I remember? Kind of. There are flashes of it in the profile… that slight sour chem note, a little gas… but it’s like a watered down version. I was expecting that sharp, platinum level funk that punches you in the nose and translates all the way through the smoke. This just didn’t have that depth or intensity. End of the day, objectively speaking… it’s just not good smoke for the price.

Toad Venom Curated by @TheTerpMiser @Iykykca707 branded Overall 9.6/10 ‍ ‍ +++ Appearance Beautiful structure and clearly well cared for. You can tell right away this was grown with intention and passion. Sticky feel, proper cure, everything where it should be. Aroma Lime forward instantly. Bright citrus that leans natural, not artificial. Backed by a soft OG presence with a piney kush tone that balances it out perfectly. Flavor This is where it really shines. Lime on the inhale Lime through the mid Sweetness wrapping the whole hit Finishes with a smooth OG gas that is more piney and kushy than loud or harsh Super clean and consistent all the way through. Burn Resin ring was sparking the whole time Ash burned clean white Smooth pull, no harshness, no weird aftertaste Exactly what you want to see from top tier flower. Not to mention it was overweight and only 3 giant nugs which was a big plus! Effects Clean but strong high Head gets fuzzy fast Back of the head feels heavy High settles into arms and chest nicely You almost get a little dumb and slump ngl lmao I was grilling while smoking and it just felt perfect for the moment. Once I ate, it was game over. Fully relaxed, happy, and ready for a nap. Experience This hit just about every mark. Flavor, burn, effects, all lined up. Feels like a true afternoon or early evening smoke where you can enjoy it and then coast. Final Thoughts This is special occasion smoke for sure. The hype is real. Toad Venom is that one. Not sure if this is the original cut, but IYKYK is where I learned about it and they delivered heavy. Also lime terps are rare, and this does it right. Definitely a grab again.

IYKYK – TOAD VENOM Flower: Toad venom by @Iykykca707 Curated by: @fonziflowers Let me tell you something… this right here is the weed. Straight gas. The chem notes hit instantly — smooth, powerful, and unmistakably OG. You can tell this is a real cut — classic structure, rich aroma, and that perfect cure. Rolling this was a pleasure — no fight, no “cup” technique needed. The resin ring bled effortlessly and stayed consistent all the way through. Taste? Pure OG bliss. Heavy, clean, and balanced — exactly what you want when you’re paying top shelf. Yeah, the ticket’s steep… but it’s 100% worth it. Hit me so good I had to take that legendary good weed poop This one earns a solid 9/10 — flavor, burn, potency, and overall experience are connoisseur-level.

Troutz – IYKYK Overall: 8/10 @Iykykca707 @TheTerpMiser Let me start by saying I enjoyed this. Not on some “this changed my life” type of timing, but because it leans into that Z profile and Z just hits. If you know, you know. I’m not putting this above something like OGCM, but it absolutely gets the job done. Not much of a looker, not crazy sticky either, but it had that wet, terpy nose that pulls you in immediately. Flavor / Accuracy – 7.8/10 Grapefruit comes in punching right away leading into a citrusy mid then fading into a slightly muted Z style exhale. The smell is honestly incredible and loud but it doesn’t fully translate to the taste as much as you would hope. Still good, just leaves a little on the table. Ash & Aesthetics – 8.5/10 This is where it shines. Ash burned clean white all the way through, no weirdness, no flaking issues. Resin ring was dark and prominent doing exactly what you want it to do. Visually while smoking this checks the boxes. Effects – 7.7/10 Definitely leans nighttime. You feel it settle into the body and it makes your bed feel like a top tier investment. That said for a 1.5g roll I expected just a bit more punch. Not weak by any means just not as heavy as it could have been. Final Verdict Solid Z smoke. Not top tier, not bottom shelf, right in that dependable middle where you would grab it again and not feel burned.

Wizard Trees – New Yorker (Morning Smoke) Sour diesel X LCG @WizardTreesFL grown by @TheFloweryFL Medical 8/10 Shout out @tokenkeeks Woke up this morning and had to spark up this batch of New Yorker because honestly, who doesn’t want some Sour D in the morning? First hit and it did exactly what it needed to do. Flavor came in beautiful, like straight LCG candy. There’s a lil’ sour sitting in the mid-notes, super subtle, but it’s there. Truthfully, you’re basically smoking an LCG-heavy profile and that’s cool with me, because Wizard Trees does candy fantastically. Flavor •LCG-forward candy •Light sour on the mids •Smooth inhale, clean exhale Ash / Burn •Nice white ash •Tiny pepper specks here and there •Burned clean the whole way Effects •Hybrid that hits both head and body •Chill, euphoric lift up top •Warm body relaxation creeping in •Slightly lazy, so be careful if you spark this in the morning: it can slow you down if you’re not ready Overall New Yorker came correct this morning. Clean candy profile with that whisper of Sour D to keep it interesting. Perfect flavor, smooth burn, and a hybrid effect that’s as relaxing as it is uplifting.

REVIEW TIME!!! Pink Lobster - @mainetrees Grown and sold by @TheFloweryFL Cotton Candy Runtz x Blue Lobster Overall - 7.5 There’s definitely quality here. Beautiful crystal covered nugs, strong effects, and a candy profile that initially hits exactly how you’d want a Runtz cross to hit. The problem is consistency through the smoke. Once the flavor started fading and the combustion issues became more noticeable, the experience lost a lot of momentum. This feels like flower caught slightly too early in the curing process rather than flower lacking potential. If this tightens up with time, I could easily see it becoming a much stronger smoke later when it cures. Flavor / Smell - 7.4 This was basically candy smoke front to back. Straight Runtz terps dominate the experience, with that sugary artificial fruit profile taking over almost immediately. The Blue Lobster side barely pokes through, but there is a faint blueberry note hiding on the exhale if you really look for it. The smell translated almost perfectly into the smoke, which I always appreciate. Super candy on the nose and super candy in the flavor. The issue is the drop off. Early pulls are genuinely tasty, but around the halfway point the flavor falls apart hard and starts losing depth and identity. No minerality, no weird harsh bite, just a noticeable flattening of the profile that made me put the doink down with almost 3/4 left. It honestly feels less like bad flower and more like flower that just isn’t fully ready yet. The potential is there. Effects - 8.6 This category saved the experience for me a bit. The high hit surprisingly hard and settled deep into the body. Heavy behind the eyes pressure with that “dumb high” effect where your thoughts slow down and your body just sinks. Not the most layered or euphoric high ever, but definitely strong enough to make an impression. Potency isn’t the issue here at all. Ash / Purity - 6.5 This was probably the biggest disappointment considering the expectations attached to Maine Trees. I expected clean combustion and that signature soft white ash, but this burned pretty peppery throughout most of the smoke. Resin ring was almost nonexistent and the burn just didn’t feel fully dialed in. It wasn’t harsh or chemically weird, which is important, but it lacked that oily, fully matured smoking experience you want from top shelf candy genetics. Honestly feels like cure timing more than bad product. I’d genuinely be interested in revisiting this in a week or two because I could easily see it smoking significantly better once it settles.

Block Berry by @mainetrees Rating: 7/10 @UpstateCannaCon Smell: Funky GMO nose that smacks you but with an extreme fruity, kushy hit. Taste: Matches the smell closely. Not too heavy on the GMO, way more “blue” tasting—reminds me of those Zushi-type strains . Fruity and smooth with that kushy undertone. Flavor held strong all the way to the end of the joint . Smoke / Ash: White ash with a touch of pepper . Ash fell off halfway down the joint . Extremely pleasant, consistent smoke from start to finish. High: •Very heady! •Keeps you clear and functional—perfect for working on the PC . •Doesn’t knock you out or make you sluggish, more of a get-things-done sativa energy. •Strong, medicinal, and uplifting . Bag Appeal: Straight insane —frosted, colorful, eye-catching nugs that scream top shelf. Nug structure is a little soft, but still beautiful. Overall: A pleasure to smoke. Not quite in the “award-winning” tier , but definitely not your average “work weed” either. Great mood booster with strong medicinal vibes, killer presentation, and flavor that lasts to the end. Outstanding work from Maine Trees!

REVIEW TIME @doja_pak1 @dojaexclusive_ Doja Exclusives – Fundip Zkittlez x Sweet Retreat Grown by @TheFloweryFL Overall 8/10 Overall: Very happy with this experience. The bud was what it needed to be. For Florida medical, this was done correctly and does justice to Doja. I was really excited to smoke another joint of Fundip since it’s been a while since I’ve had these genetics. It’s not the best version I’ve had compared to some of the other d-lish varieties out there, but it was a clean smoke and still very enjoyable. Flavor / Accuracy: On the inhale there’s a slightly muted sweetness, but the exhale definitely brings the Z flavor you’re looking for. This specific pheno had a bubblegum-type mid note that I’m not used to with this cross, but honestly it’s pretty good. Ash: Nice, pretty white bone ash. The resin ring was doing its thing and super wet. Effects: Gets you super baked for sure. Definitely a good hybrid and great for most situations. There are other strains I’d reach for strictly for bedtime, but this will have you feeling nice and happy. Final Thoughts: Not the best representation of Zkittlez x Sweet Retreat I’ve ever had. That honor goes to Michigan’s Growing Pains. But for the Florida medical market, I’m honestly pretty happy with this one. Good job, guys.

REVIEW TIME!!! Review: @Preferredgarden “Pearlz” Lazer Gun x Zoap Grown by @TheFloweryFL (FL) Overall Comments I was really excited for this one. I waited for it to go on sale, and the batch I got was actually pretty fresh too. Unfortunately this ended up being another annoying miss from The Flowery. I used to really like them, but lately it feels like every pickup just disappoints me more and more. At this point it’s getting frustrating. Honestly, the stuff I’ve been getting from Curaleaf has been smoking 10x better than this, which is wild considering the price difference. Flavor / Accuracy Genetically this should be bringing some nice Zoap characteristics, but they barely come through. There’s a faint hint of that sweet, slightly citrusy Zoap profile hiding in the background, but it never really gets the chance to shine. The mineral taste hits hard and ends up covering most of what should have been a really nice terp profile. You can tell the Zoap is trying to be there, but it’s buried under that salty, mineral heavy smoke. Ash Super salt and pepper ash with zero resin ring. Not even a hint of one forming. It honestly didn’t even try. Effects This is really the only redeeming factor. I’m typing this review while high off it, so it definitely works. That said, the effects don’t make the experience any less annoying. I’m not mad because it’s weed and it got me high, but damn. Why does something with Zoap in the lineage end up tasting like straight minerals and salts with the good flavor buried underneath? Final Thoughts Truly disappointed here. I think this might be the last straw for me with Florida grown Preferred Gardens for a while. The genetics clearly have potential, but the execution just keeps missing.

REVIEW TIME!!! Pineapple JarritoZ by @Nebulagardenz @ismokeloud707 Overall 9.3/10 Flavor 9.6/10 Wow… this tastes absolutely incredible. Somehow they managed to create this super authentic pineapple sweetness and tropical fruit flavor without it leaning into that overpowering ocimene taste. The inhale is extremely sweet and juicy with this creamy banana like undertone that makes the smoke feel rich and smooth. The flavor translation from smell to smoke is beautiful and never falls off. If anything, it became sharper and louder during the second and third rotation of the joint. This is the kind of terp profile you immediately want to keep going back to because it is just that enjoyable. Smell 9.5/10 The smell is loud, tropical, sweet, and insanely appealing. Cracking the jar instantly fills the room with pineapple candy notes backed by creamy sugary fruit. It smells just as good as it smokes which is something a lot of strains fail to accomplish. This batch absolutely delivered in that department. This is NOT a haze, no Ocimene or Terpinolene here. Burn 9.5/10 This thing burned flawlessly. Bone white ash all the way through without a single deviation and one of the craziest resin rings I have seen in a while. The joint stayed consistent the entire smoke and only became more flavorful as it progressed. Everything about the combustion felt clean and dialed in. Effects 9.1/10 The effects were amazing. I would call this a slightly sativa leaning hybrid but still very balanced overall. It made me feel happy, uplifted, calm, and mentally relaxed while still keeping me alert and functional. It never became racey or overwhelming which made the experience incredibly smooth. It slows the brain down just enough to feel relaxed without making you feel sluggish. Expansion 8.9/10 The expansion was good without being overpowering. Early on it stayed smooth and easy to smoke, but around the middle of the joint it picked up a little more alongside the increase in flavor intensity. It added to the experience without becoming harsh. Final Thoughts This seriously feels like a winning batch. Flavor, smell, burn quality, resin production, and effects all came together beautifully. It checks almost every box I personally look for in flower and easily became one of my favorite terp profiles in recent memory. This is the type of smoke I could run back repeatedly without getting tired of it. Please do yourself the favor of trying this one.

REVIEW TIME!!! @Nebulagardenz - Grape Gas @ismokeloud707 Overall: 8.6 Flavor: 8.2 Ash: 10 Effects: 9 Stain: 8.8 Smoothness: 8.7 The nose on this is absolutely insane. Soon as you crack the jar you get smacked with this loud sweet grape candy profile that honestly smells incredible. Super rich, sugary, creamy grape terps that completely fill the room. The aroma honestly set the expectation for an absolute flavor bomb. Unfortunately the taste itself didn’t fully translate at the same intensity level as the smell did. Flavor: 8.2 On the inhale this is unquestionably grape forward with a creamy sugary mid note that tastes really nice and smooth. The problem is the gas side never fully develops the way I expected from something called Grape Gas. The exhale mostly stays grape and cream without that sharp fuel bite punching through. The flavor is definitely tasty, just slightly muted overall. It gets close to that “air pack” territory where you wish the terps expanded harder in the chest and coated the palate more aggressively. The good part is it stayed completely consistent throughout the joint without ever tasting dirty, harsh, or degraded. Ash: 10 Absolutely ridiculous combustion. This is the whitest ash I’ve personally seen out of the black market scene. Full respect there. The burn rate was basically flawless from start to finish with zero deviation whatsoever. In Florida especially, that’s extremely difficult to achieve consistently, so major kudos to the grower for pulling this off, especially in living soil. Effects: 9 This one slowed me down hard after a long day. My brain completely shut off and the body relaxation kicked in fast. Super strong nighttime smoke. The legs on it were fantastic and it carried for a long time without needing to keep smoking. I laid down maybe 20 to 30 minutes after finishing the joint and completely knocked out. Very satisfying evening effects. Stain: 8.8 The stain on this is honestly one of the best parts of the experience. Heavy sweet grape flavor sits on the palate for several minutes after the session ends and leaves behind a lingering creamy candy finish that sticks around nicely. Smoothness: 8.7 Very clean smoke overall. Never got harsh, never turned hot, and the flavor stayed intact all the way through. Even though the terps never fully exploded the way the smell suggested they would, the smoke quality itself stayed extremely enjoyable from beginning to end.

REVIEW TIME!!! Zunicorn Z x TMZ (Z x Candy Fumes (Z x Sherbanger) #2) By @ZeroGravity510 Assist @ismokeloud707 Overall: 8.5/10 Accuracy/Smell: 8.7/10 Flavor: 8.9/10 Burn: 7.8/10 Effects: 10/10 Accuracy/Smell: 8.7/10 From the very jump, the smell on this was absolutely ridiculous. Pure Z. It looked like Z, smelled like Z, and smoked like Z too. Loud grapefruit candy terps exploded out of the jar immediately with that unmistakable sugary Z profile. Uh What impressed me most was how accurately the flavor translated from the smell. A lot of strains smell crazy and lose themselves in the smoke, but this carried over almost perfectly from nose to flavor. Flavor: 8.9/10 The flavor on this was exactly what you’d expect from such an insane stack of Z genetics layered on top of more Z genetics. I’m still not entirely sure where the Sherbanger showed up here, but the Candy Fumes influence definitely came through in a unique way. The inhale was heavy grapefruit Z, transitioning into a sharp candy middle note that almost tasted unreal, before circling back into more classic Z on the exhale. One thing I really appreciated was how clean the smoke felt overall. There wasn’t any weird artificial taste, harsh chemical note, sulfur, nutrient funk, or any of the strange off putting flavors you sometimes have to watch out for. It smoked decently clean and felt like something most people could comfortably enjoy. Burn: 7.8/10 The burn and resin ring weren’t the strongest part of the experience. It combusted decent enough, but there was definitely a bit of a salt factor to the ash and it didn’t have that ultra clean melt I personally look for. I think it probably could’ve burned a little better overall, although with living soil and genetics like this, some of that may just come with the territory. Effects: 10/10 The real king here was the effects. This stuff was absolutely overwhelming in potency. Legitimately some of the strongest flower I’ve had all year. Full body pressure, heavy mental stimulation, and an almost chaotic level of intensity. I smoked three joints of this separately and the high became a little more manageable, but it was still ridiculously strong. Personally, it was almost more intense than enjoyable for me, but I still have to give the effects a perfect score because this thing absolutely delivered on power. Overall: This wasn’t my favorite jar in the pack personally, but it was definitely the strongest and arguably the tastiest when it comes to pure Z expression. I can absolutely see a lot of people loving this one. This is candy forward smoke without leaning into that Runtz or LCG direction, and the high is downright insane.

REVIEW TIME!!! @NorCalsGardens1 - Sherbanger 22 Rockwool Grown @ismokeloud707 Overall 8.3/10 Flavor 8.7/10 Effects 8.5/10 Combustion 7.8/10 Purity 8.2/10 First thing that smacks you with this one is blueberry. Straight up holy blueberry. If I had to describe the profile in one word, that would be it instantly. I’m not gonna sit here and say this is the best weed on earth, but this is absolutely flame and a really enjoyable smoke overall. The flavor came through delicious, sharp, and vibrant with a profile that stayed interesting throughout the session without turning weird or muddy. The effects are what I’d call happy weed. Super bubbly, uplifting, and social without becoming overwhelming or too racy. This is the type of smoke that smooths out awkward group settings and just keeps everybody in a good mood. Really balanced hybrid effects with a solid duration too. Definitely something I could revisit for daytime or casual evening sessions. Combustion was solid but not elite tier. Burned mostly white with small bits of pepper throughout. Resin ring honestly was not very impressive, but the smoke itself still carried well and never felt harsh or problematic. It didn’t negatively affect the overall experience much because the flavor stayed clean and enjoyable the whole way through. Put two different joints in the video. Purity wise, this was surprisingly nice considering the rockwool medium. A lot of people instantly assume rockwool equals mineral heavy or artificial tasting smoke, but this batch genuinely shined. I didn’t pick up weird minerality, harsh nutrients, or any displeasing backend flavors that would push me away from finishing the joint. Clean enough to fully enjoy what the strain was trying to express.

REVIEW TIME! Grower: @RiservaLux Breeder: @HigherGradeHerb Flower: East Coast Irene My review had the wrong flower strain and my band did too. Asked to correct so review is the same. Overall score 9/10 Bud: Let me start off by saying that the nature of this weed is so damn close to the original sour diesel. The nug structure, the fact that it isn’t a compressed bag appeal lemon cherry was a big surprise. You can’t find weed like this anymore, it just isn’t possible. The only reason it isn’t a 10/10 is because I’ve seen other small batch growers growing this with a little more bag appeal but by all means this was perfect in every respect. The ash: @organitips rolled 12.7mm and let me tell you. Getting white ash and such a leaky resin ring in such a huge roll is difficult! This performed so good! The high: this put me in such a deep body high with a decent head. All through my body though, just relaxing and medicinals loved every bit of this! Taste: It begins with that deep sour platinum taste that you’d find from sour diesel. Leading into an OG gas exhale that just leaves the mouth coating with that diesel. Overall: I’m so happy I have this and I have so much of it! Such a pleasure to have such a rare treat, I pray I get to have more growers style on this.

Overall Rating: 7/10 Indoor-grown heat that overdelivers for the price! ⸻ Strain: LCG (Lemon Cherry Gelato) Grower: @RiservaLux – California Type: Hybrid ⸻ This one right here? Indoor racks on racks of it —you can tell it’s production weed, but man… it does not smoke like some cheapo mass run. For the ticket? Super worth it . Flavor check: •Sweet berry up front •Lemon twist mid-notes •That blueberry candy finish hits exactly how LCG should taste. Flavor held all the way down to the roach —no drop-off, no weird fake taste, just consistent and clean. Ash report: •Decent white ash •Tiny little pepper freckles (nothing crazy) no uneven burn •Never ran, never leaked, never stained Trim/cure: •Slightly on the drier side—Colorado vibes •Full of trichomes •Looked hand-trimmed or damn close •No seeds High: •Creeper creeper —took ~20 min to fully smack •Eyes redder than a stop sign •Shower-safe high (didn’t wash it away) •Relaxing, heavy but functional. Not a comp cup winner, but this is that dependable everyday smoke . Perfect for a solid sesh without breaking the bank. ⸻ Final Word: 7/10 – Indoor production done right . Strong, flavorful, no headaches, and exactly what LCG is supposed to be.

Tornado Terpz Black Bubblegum Horchata (Spritzer x Horchata) Overall 9.4/10 Effects 9/10 Sativa leaning hybrid Value score ?/10 No comment, worth it x100 @Tornado_Terpz @terpsnob559 Effects wise I’d give it a solid 9/10. Sativa leaning get shit done type medicine. I took a few hits, stared into my living room for a couple minutes wondering where I even was, then randomly started doing the dishes. That kind of smoke. The flavor on this is honestly insane. Probably the most staining flavor I’ve ever had with weed. It leaves this crazy orange bubblegum taste on your lips that sticks around even like 10 minutes after the hit. On the inhale I get this citrusy black licorice thing that turns into an insanely strong bubblegum gummy bear cute rave girl type flavor on the exhale. And yeah that description feels accurate. Ash burned really nice and white. Resin ring was dark, leaky, and constantly moving around. Exactly what you wanna see. Smoothness is top tier. Very very smooth. No weird nutrient taste, no harshness, no weird shit that makes you question your health mid joint. Huge thank you again to Mr Glock and the team over at Tornado Terpz for producing such a beautiful tree. This was clearly grown with a ton of love. That black licorice inhale was one of the most unique flavors I’ve ever tasted, and that bubblegum exhale was just insane. Bubblegum flavors can come off synthetic sometimes, but this was as natural and beautiful as it gets.

REVIEW TIME!!! @YouknowWazgood Flower: Rotten Mango (closest thing to the old mango pina from Florida) Overall 8.5/10 Off bat straight from the smell I knew exactly what this was. This is a Terpinolene bomb which imo is one of the rarest Terps. Beautiful fruity smell hint of Ocimene in the backend, I know this will be a great sativa dominant. Had a lot of people send me stuff in the last year and this was the first one that smelled and tasted like this. Starting off with effects here this is straight up a daytime start off your day right type shit! Nice feelings on the head and in the shoulders with a nice clear head and gets you focused for the day. Thoroughly enjoyed the effects as it paired really nicely with a good night’s sleep. Ash and burn was freaking bone white perfection with that leaky resin ring that shows off the legendary terps. Flavor is a Lemon like funk and complicated array of flavors that make up the Terpinolene to give a really mango lime juice flavor. This is not the same shit everyone is smoking or a candy, this is straight up pressure from an older school Florida mango vibes perspective. This was a job well done! Not very many people would have the courage to grow this as in 2026 as this isn’t the hype terps but as an old school smoker like me, I very much appreciate this. Job well done, delicious, ain’t nobody can tell me this doesn’t smoke good. Certified

REVIEW TIME!!! (Dayum) @YouknowWazgood Redeye (LCG x Permanent Marker) 9/10 overall Let me just start by saying gah dayum. The high from this is just absolutely insane. So I’m usually a really fast paced anxiety full person. This weed just straight up slowed me down and put me into Stoney mode. Like a shaggy looking feeling haha! Resin ring was present and accounted for. Ash was clean white. @organitips The flavor of this my lord… So on round 1 it just starts off delicious just from lighting it. The inhale is a dark red cherry that just packs a punch with terps, I can’t describe just how delicious that was. The mid notes went into a nice gentle lemonish gas, to then begin the holy Jesus explosion of perm gas. The flavor was just oozing off of this and the more you smoked it the more flavor it hit. By round 2 the cherry started settling in super hardcore and delicious. The gas was just smacking and at this point, random hits would just taste insanely good. Round 3 was the same as round 2, flavor never fell off, ash held in tact. Everything about this flower was a beautiful experience. The purity was there, I tasted no bullshit background noise. No intense smokiness that would otherwise deter me from smoking this. Fire fire fire dude good shit man, I really enjoyed this a lot. @YouknowWazgood I would just like to first of all say thank you and wow. What an absolutely magnificent experience. You really grew this with love. I hand rolled this joint to perfection to get the best expression I could out of this.

REVIEW TIME!!! Flower: Undisclosed . @PacksFifthAve @sturtdoinks - Don Pedro Score: 8/10 Overall Very solid pickup. Between the flavor and overall quality, it sits comfortably in that “exotic but not elite” range. What really throws me off is how much this screams lemon tree or Gelonade, even though it supposedly isn’t. Curious to see if he ever reveal the genetics. Ash / Burn Ash came out a bit more peppery than I like, which held it back from being top tier. Took a little effort to get it fully lit too, not one of those instant torch cures. That said, once it got going, it burned evenly and clean with a really nice, defined resin ring. Sturt said this is peak cure, so what you see is what you get here. Flavor / Terps This is where it shines. Straight citrus dominance, like lemon tree all day with hints of orange in the background. Maybe a faint touch of gas in the mid notes with some zesty vibes but this leaned heavily into that bright, zesty citrus profile. What’s wild is how close it tasted to Superboof and Locals Only Gelonade… like damn near identical in some pulls. Even reminded me of my beloved Orange Z haha. Effects Clean daytime sativa vibes. Mostly hits the back of the head with a light spread into the shoulders. Not overwhelming, not sleepy, just a functional, feel-good high you can ride through the day.

REVIEW TIME The Big Easy Curated by @Skunk_Pack Grown by @HiddenGems111 Genetics: Wedding Cake S1 × Mule Fuel Overall Smoke: 8/10 Value: 8/10 This is a huge step up from the last batch I picked up. Right off the rip, the sweetness on this one is straight up delicious. It honestly hit so sweet at first that I thought I was smoking Runtz, which made the genetics even more surprising once I looked them up. The buds are colorful, exotic, and absolutely beautiful. You can tell immediately this was hand trimmed with love. This is one of those jars you open and just sit there admiring for a second Flavor & Aroma: Sweet, rich, and smooth all the way through. That dessert-like sweetness really shines without being overwhelming. Effects: This is where it really shines. The body high is insane. Heavy, relaxing, and mind blowing in the best way. If you are trying to be lazy, melt into the couch, and chill tf out, this is exactly what you want. Pure relaxation Burn & Ash: Absolutely beautiful burn. Clean, white ash with that nice ring bleeding. You already know what time it is when it burns like that Price & Value: $30 for an individual eighth. I am sure the price drops if you grab more, so the value score feels right at 8/10. Overall, this one definitely impressed me. Go show my boy some love and give him some business. He has some very solid stuff worth picking up for sure

FLOWER REVIEW @OGCM_Farms Milo Overall 8.5/10 From the first appearance I’m like daaayum! These some super light green buds that smell like chocolate hazelnut. Kinda nuts cause you never ever smell anything like this that tastes like sweet gelato. Ash: Had a small hint of gray but for the most part smoked really nicely! Resin ring like a mofo! Definitely a performing bud in the top of its class. Taste: Initial Hazelnut with an extremely sweet transition to gelato exhale. Absolutely delicious! Living soil at its finest with a strong flavor. Effects: Super happy mood weed, damn near lazy but just vibing. Take this if you’re in a crummy mood or about to go out to do something social. Overall: Beautiful weed with an amazing ticket and a good name behind it. Keep this up OGCM, the world sees you. You’re an artist in the grow room my friend.

8/10 – REVIEW @OGCM_Farms Flower: Z Banger (Zkittlez x Sherbanger) | Florida Living Soil From the jump, this jar impressed me. Cracking it open hits you with a pungent Sherbanger blueberry blast balanced by sweet Zkittlez candy notes. Easily one of the loudest noses I’ve had in a while. Appearance & Structure: Dense but spongy Florida-grown buds, sticky with trichomes and cured just right. Breaks down clean without being overly dry. Flavor: First pulls lean toward Zkittlez sweetness, but the exhale drops into that rich kushy blueberry that coats the palate. What stood out most is the consistency — flavor never faded, and midway through the joint it actually got even stronger. Absolutely delicious from start to finish. Burn & Ash: Smooth combustion, no relights. Ash was bone-white and fell naturally about ¾ of the way down. Always a good sign of clean flower. Excuse the sloppy roll. Effects: 100% daytime smoke. Happy, giggly, social, and creative — perfect for hanging with friends, staying active, or just boosting the vibe. Light body relaxation but mainly a bright, heady high. Resin/Stain: Solid resin ring, noticeable mouth coat. Clean bleeder without being messy. Overall: Z Banger is a premium example of Florida living soil cannabis. The loud nose, white ash, consistent flavor, and energetic effects all hit the mark. At 8/10, this is a flower I’d proudly put up as a Florida contender on the national stage. Excited to dive into their Zkittlez next.

REVIEW TIME! D-lish 9/10 . @growingpainsmi @Gratefulfarmz Curator: @kingz_RCZ Man, I’ve been waiting to run this one back for a while. This was the first strain I tried from Growingpainsmi and honestly…it’s kinda been my standard nowadays for sweet candy. Some of the sweetest, strongest tasting candies I’ve had in a long time. Flavor / Terps: • Pure new school candy fire • Zkittlez shining heavy • Sweet retreat vibes • No OG, no old school just straight candy Effects: • Blow away into lazy couch-lock oblivion • Beautiful, relaxing high • Super daily smoker potential • Sad face when the jar runs out Vibes / Experience: • Brings me back to when I met Kingz_RCZ, good ol’ times • Super “poop sending” bud for sure • Would absolutely recommend in any candy competition One of those strains where you already miss it before it’s gone. Excited to get more one day.

Review Time for Candy Crush! . @growingpainsmi Curator : . @kingz_RCZ THC: 28.31% Harvest Date: 08/27/25 Cross: Sherb Cream Pie x Runtz Genotype #27 Overall 7/10 So this bud right here I’m not gonna lie is just another candy without any kind of standout. You can instantly tell it’s got Runtz in it. The effects hit slow and settle into a lazy kind of high, but it doesn’t last long. Smoke itself is decent, ash looks pretty clean, but I never got a resin ring,not once. Maybe with a cup you’d pull one, but through all kinds of weather it just didn’t perform. No bathroom checkmark , and definitely not D-Lish (which was something special). With a little jar time this last joint smoked a little better but feels kinda pulled early. I’m gonna save 3.5 for 6 months down the line to see how it smokes. Sorry GP, I love your stuff and have smoked a lot of it, but this one’s a miss for me. Still, the bag appeal is on point you can pull up with this and the crew will love how it looks, even if that’s where it stops. Pretty to look at, pleasant smoke, but definitely lower-tier for GP. I’ve had worse, but this one just didn’t live up to the name.

Cream Smoothie (Gelonade x Cream) by @growingpainsmi x @Gratefulfarmz 14g | 27.94% THC | 31.86% Total Cannabinoids Harvested: 08/16/25 | Batch: GP003 Get: @kingz_RCZ ⸻ Review: / overall — let me start by saying WOW! This was such a pleasure to smoke I had to go through the entire half O to really dial in on the palette, and it did not disappoint. @properdoinks (not my best roll but tip by them) Doinks standards honored — huge, dark bleeding resin ring Ash burned bone white even with this rainy South Florida weather Buds were beautiful purple/green nugs coated in crystals with that rich orange aroma Quick bathroom trip after a session (you already know that’s my indicator of some real smoke ). The flavor? Straight up a sweet Gelonade experience — orange zest from the Gelonade, smoothed out by that creamy parent strain. Absolutely delicious. Honestly giving @DurdanSean35250 @LocalsOnly_007 a run for their money here. Would love to see Growingpainsmi grow Gelonade solo Sticky breakdown, not overly dense, clearly hand-trimmed with love . For $160 an ounce, this one is a terpy award contender ⸻ Final thoughts: Not many buds get a 9/10 from me, but this one earns it. Can’t wait to try their other strains — if this Gelonade x Cream smacks like this, that Orange Crush is going to be wild

Strain Review Crunch Berriez Overall 6/10 Crunch Berries by @growingpainsmi x @gratefulfarmz Out of the 3 strains I scooped up from GrowingPains, this one felt like the weakest link—which is why I’m running this review first. For $18.75 an 8th tho, that price straight up ROCKS . Based on the @properdoinks show, this looks like some salt-grown syngenics using Athena . Smoke: smooth & pleasant, ash came out super white with no harshness. Tried hard for a stain or resin ring after two FAT joints but it just never happened. Flavor was decently gassy with those kushy undertones and some fruity vibes , but it never fully hit its stride. Compared to the Cream Smoothie and D-Lish , this one didn’t overwhelm me. The terps felt like they wanted to show out but just didn’t translate fully. Still—this ain’t mids. Far from it. It’s passable & enjoyable, just not a connoisseur-level experience . For the price though? Can’t complain. Definitely not throwaway bud—just not top shelf vibes. I’ve had free batches smoke better, but overall still happy with it. Final Score: 6/10 Solid value, smooth smoke, but wait until you hear about the other two strains… dayum Batch Info: •Batch #: GP006 •Harvest Date: 08/07/25 •Tested: 09/02/25 @ Prism Triangle LLC •Total Cannabinoids: 29.85% •THC: 25.86%