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How I score

Pens & rosin

Start every pillar at 10.0. Pens skip Smell entirely; divide by 2, not 3. Companion to the flower score card.

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How it works

Rosin (dabs, badder, sauce) scores all three pillars below. Pens (disposables, carts) skip Smell completely and only use Taste and Effects, divided by 2 instead of 3. Check the ONE option in each row that fits the notes and write its points in the box. If the notes don't say, check "not documented" or the lower-credit option, since unverified never earns credit.

Smell (Nose on the site)

Rosin only — skip for pens

CheckPick the one that fitsPoints lost
From the jar
before you crack it
Screams, hits before cracking0
Loud right off the jar−0.8
Noticeable (or not described)−1.2
Soft, there but quiet−1.4
Hard to find, nose in the jar−2.4
Once it's openFills the room0
Present, stays close−0.5
LayersLead note + distinct base or middle notes0
Lead + supporting only−0.6
One flat note−1.5
CharacterMemorable, clean, true to the strain0
Fine but forgettable−0.4
Strong but off-putting note−0.5
Off smell: artificial, burnt, chemical−3.2
Detail in the notesSpecific scents described0
Adjectives only, or not described−1.5

Smell score: 10.0 minus the points lost. Add the boxes, take from 10.0; floor is 0.0.

Smoke / Taste (Taste on the site)

Cart as bought, or a fresh-loaded dab; shared by both formats

CheckPick the one that fitsPoints lost
Flavor at its bestBig, full flavor0
Decent flavor−0.4
Thin or muted−1.6
Basically flavorless−4.6
Matches the nose
rosin only, skip entirely for pens
Matches0
Partly−0.3
Doesn't match−1.1
Start to finish
whole cart or whole dab session
Steady, or shifts in a good way0
One weak or dead stretch−0.8
Fades or goes flat most of the session−1.6
Harsh, bitter, burnt or rancidNone0
Slight bite or tang−0.6
Present−1.2
Dominant in part−2.5
Dominant throughout−4.3
Mouth coat
during the hit
Thick, rich coat0
Not documented−0.3
Light coat−0.4
Little to no coat−0.6
Mouth stain
what lingers after the exhale
Good flavor lingers0
Not documented−0.3
Nothing really lingers−0.4
Bad or bitter taste lingers−1.0
Heat consistency
same hit on pull 1 and pull 20
Smooth, same hit start to finish0
Not documented−0.3
Gets harsher or weaker late in the session−0.8
Detail in the notesFlavor described in specifics0
Adjectives only−1.5

Smoke / Taste score: 10.0 minus the points lost. Add the boxes, take from 10.0; floor is 0.0.

Effects (High on the site)

Same rules as flower, shared by both formats

CheckPick the one that fitsPoints lost
How the high hitsExceptional, memorable0
Strong and enjoyable−0.8
Decent−1.3
Meh, barely there−3.2
Unpleasant−4.5
OnsetClocked in minutes0
Not clocked−0.4
ArcDistinct phases described0
One state / not described−0.6
Runtime60+ min0
30 to 59 min−0.4
Not documented−1.3
Under 30 min−2.5
LandingClean fade, end time noted0
Landing not noted−0.4
Crash at the end−1.5
Use caseClear fit for what it's good for0
Unclear−0.4
Side effectsNone0
Headache, dizziness or nausea−1.5

Effects score: 10.0 minus the points lost. Add the boxes, take from 10.0; floor is 0.0.

The overall score

Rosin (all three pillars): Smell + Taste + Effects, divided by 3. Pens (no Smell pillar): Taste + Effects, divided by 2.

What the score means

ScoreMeaningReviews in the archive
9.0 to 10Technical perfection1
8.0 to 8.9Excellent2
7.0 to 7.9Solid0
6.0 to 6.9Below average0
Below 6.0Pass0

Out of 3 scored concentrate and vape reviews. More numbers →

Ground rules

  • Reviewed as bought: a fresh cart or a dab loaded from the jar as it came.
  • Look, texture, price and lab numbers get written up in the notes and stay out of the score.
  • No cure, ash or burn rows here; Heat Consistency on Taste covers a cart or dab going harsh late.

Effect tags, checked only when the notes back them up: Relaxing, Creative, Euphoric, Heavy, Sedating, Nighttime, Social, Daytime.

Questions people ask

How does Roll Wit Rory score vape pens?

Pens (disposables and carts) skip the Smell pillar entirely. Taste and Effects each start at 10.0 and lose points for specific flaws, and the overall score is Taste plus Effects, divided by 2.

How does Roll Wit Rory score rosin?

Rosin (dabs, badder, sauce) is scored on all three pillars. Smell, Taste and Effects each start at 10.0 and lose points for specific flaws, and the overall score is the three added together and divided by 3.

What is heat consistency on a cart or dab?

Whether the hit on pull 20 is the same as pull 1. A cart or dab that gets harsher or weaker late in the session loses 0.8 on Taste, and one with no notes on it loses 0.3.

Do price or lab numbers affect the score?

Look, texture, price and lab numbers get written up in the notes and stay out of the score.

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